Hello, my name is Tom and I started this blog because the Blazers suck. Thanks for visiting and thinking the Blazers suck. Here is a quick rundown as to why the Blazers suck.
LaMarcus Aldridge - Injury prone soft chucker
Nicolas Batum - Soft Euro
Jerryd Bayless - Soft rookie
Steve Blake - Soft old nobody choker
Rudy Fernandez - Soft Euro
Channing Frye - See LaMarcus Aldridge only softer
Raef LaFrentz - Soft injured old man
Greg Oden - Soft injury prone old looking man
Travis Outlaw - Soft slow like Forest Gump chucker
Joel Przybilla - Soft stone handed old man
Shavlik Randolph - Soft gay basher
Sergio Rodriguez - Soft Euro
Brandon Roy - Soft injury prone overrated ball hog
Michael Ruffin - Soft old nobody
Martell Webster - Soft injury prone lotto bust
Head Coach Nate McMillan - Soft defensive minded coach who can't coach defense
Kevin Pritchard - Soft jerk with no class or morals
Paul Allen - Soft owner with bad teeth and worse business sense
